Getting older is hard enough without receiving some asinine card about how you're "over the hill" or where your boobs may be sinking toward. Instead, give your aging friend the honor they are due with a beautifully designed milestone birthday card that shares the love, instead of the sarcasm.
All cards inside read:
It is an honor to know you
Size: 5" x 7" (w x h)
Paper: 19pt Savoy Cotton
Comes with Kraft paper envelope
Birthdays are fun. Except for my mother-in-law, who insists on not celebrating.